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October 19, 2005, 6:16 pm PDT
 Quote From: burningsky THE HETEROSEXUAL QUESTIONNAIRE
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you decide that you were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommates know? How did they react?
7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?
10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?
11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?
12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?
14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?
15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?
16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel that s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her leanings?
HAHAHA I love this! And Im tired of all those questions being directed at me! So nice it isnt for a change! |
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October 19, 2005, 7:25 pm PDT
Quote From: burningsky THE HETEROSEXUAL QUESTIONNAIRE
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you decide that you were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommates know? How did they react?
7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?
10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?
11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?
12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?
14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?
15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?
16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel that s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her leanings?
1) I think it was natural. 2) I don't think I decided. I think it was natural. Besides, I hadn't heard of 'gay' until I was about 11 and never really considered it for myself. 3) No 4)No lol. 5) No. I'm quite happily married. 6) Yes. Yes. They're fine with it. 7) I'm not flaunting anything. 8) I don't think we do. I think we'd all be more contented if everyone kept their sex lives to themselves and then we wouldn't have to come and defend God's opinion on the matter. 9) I personally don't want to seduce anyone. I just want to make sure that people know what God's word says on the matter. 10) I'd like to see some stats on that. From the Gallop Poll or another recognized organization. I don't know why it matters anyway. 11) It's about unselfishness and learning about the other person because you care about them. It's about giving and learning and communication. As for what I do in my own marital bed, I'd rather not go into details, but go to a human anatomy site and see what goes where and that will give you an idea. 12) Because we are in the last days. People don't care about God's laws anymore and they give up to easy, often for selfish reasons. 13) The only way to avoid all std's is to as God has wanted all along. Stay away from sex until you're married and stick with that person for life. Now, this would have the lowest incidence of stds. 14) Are you bisexual? Do sexual relations define your wholeness somehow? I feel badly for you if you feel this way. 15) That is another commonly heard untruth. The entire population of the world could stand within the city limits of Jacksonville florida. 16) Yes. I already do lean that way so I wouldn't worry about it much. |
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