Just for Fun!..
Makes no sense unless song, is sung to the tune of.. and in the Style of :
The BackStreet Boys "I Want It That Way".
A Used ...........DVD & remote
A New.............Childs Brand New Coat
Some Cups......A Sweater color Gray
Mom Sold Them on eBay
This house.......................is full of stuff
Mom says.......................she's had enough
and if weeeeeeeeee..........disobey
She'll Sell them on eBay
Gonna Cry.....................It's so very very cold today
Gonna Cry.....................I have no nice new coat to wear
Gonna Cry.....................My Dad says it is really just not fair
She sold his clothes on eBay
So well go ...... behind her back
Well get ......... her old knick knacks
"A++!" they'll all say
Well sell them on eBay
Wanna Buy (Dr.Phil Book still in a bag)
Wanna buy (some eylashes, new with tag)
Wanna buy ( oversized drawers with some fray)
We could even sell her on eBay
We are so desperate, heed you this warning
To all other family's out there ....Whoa,
Got Junk you leave lying, it sure to go flying
it's all very liable to gooooooo
If we............ put our junk down
It could.........find a new home
Oh Please.......(oh Please, oh please,oh please oh please......)
We need a new mum Nooooooooooooooo
(Junk keeps accumulating in our home)
(Mabye we should get another Mom)
(there doesnt seem to be another way)
(before she sells us all on eBay)
Wanna buy..............(a used barbie doll lunchbox)
Wanna Buy..............( dads holey old tube socks)
Wanna Buy..............(plastic glasses on a kitchen tray)
Mom sells our stuff on eBay
Wanna buy (that Red Sports car poster)
(Pez dispenser or a toaster)
(Don't know why ... we learned nothing from it anyway)
(She'll just buy more on eBay)
Mom sells our stuff on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
