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OK Dr. Phil, here's your chance to help somebody with their love fix! Somebody who NEEDS it, not just some spoiled "beauty queen" who pays too much attention to footwear.
I like Jeannie. She's very pretty! I like her sense of humor. She's not a "clown"; the person who told her such is obviously an idiot.
Here are my qualifications:
1) I have a JOB! Jeannie's number one criteria. Her only one, I think, but I come with an added bounus--
I also have a PULSE!
The man who called her "ugly" or "fat" must have been looking in the mirror, or he needed an eye exam. I can assure you that my optometric prescriptions are all current.
If my picture ever uploads, you can even see what I look like. I don't drink, so it's more of a pizza belly. Or pastarmi belly.
I have to get to work. I just wanted to let you know I'd take Jeannie in a heartbeat.
th-thump.
...and there it is.
