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August 27, 2008, 1:08 pm PDT
Banana Phobia
Quote From: clippettI remember the first day that I stopped eating bananas. I was four years old at kindergarten and I refused to eat one. I wasn't allowed to go out and play because I hadn't eaten my lunch my didn't care. The fact that they wouldn't let me play isn't the issue, and I have no other idea why I hate them so much. I was attending a university tutorial once and we spoke of our phobias...everyone thought I was bizarre. I can't touch, smell, or hardly even look at them. I won't eat candy bananas or banana cake. I was in a school rowing crew once and we were buying team clothes - we found a cheap watch that had a picture of a banana on it and I couldn't bring myself to wear it. I constantly worry that what I am eating will have banana in it and I tell people I am allergic to them to make sure that they don't put it in my food eg. a smoothie. Writing the word banana so many times in this message is making me feel ill. Ive never met anyone who is in my position and would love some feedback. Bananas are disgusting ... they always have been and always will be. I have hated bananas my entire life and I will until the day I die. When I was a child, my younger brother would try to get back at me by eating a banana in my presence because he knew how much I hated the sight, smell, taste, feel and the mere thought of a banana. He would eat a banana with his mouth wide open, chomping obnoxiously on it in an attempt to annoy me with the sight, smell and the nosie of the banana. Further, I make no apologoies for my utter disdain of bananas. People that eat bananas in public are disgusting as well. Recently, I stayed at a nice bed and breakfast hotel and stay was ruined when they served sliced bananas with some type of goup on the top of the bananas as if it was going to make the bananas taste better -- I thought I was going to puke just looking at it. Bananas should not be made available for sale without a written prescription from a medical doctor -- they should be banned. Until then, I hope that anyone that eats a banana in the presence of another person that is not eating a banana -- slips on their banana peel, injurs themselves into a coma ~~ until international laws are passed banning bananas once and for all!
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