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April 3, 2007, 4:19 pm PDT
ROFL!
Quote From: shahnsterYour glamour girl fantasy while you're doing the safety demo is HILARIOUS!!!! As a former flight attendant (I was one for TWA for 10 years) I'm wondering how glamorous you felt when you were chin deep in greasy tin foil after peeling it off of 150 "lasagnas". Or how glamorous you felt while stuck on the tarmac for hours listening to people bitch and complain and listening to babies screaming....all while earning $15,000 a year. Give me a BREAK!!! For every minute I might have felt glamorous there were 10 HOURS I felt like the ugly stepsister: bending over seats that smelled like farts to cross seat belts or picking up old newspaper people through in the aisle or folding nasty drooled on blankets and pillows and putting them BACK in the overhead for the next person to put their face on.
LMAO at the thought of all the half wit flight attendants out there who think they're going to meet Bill Gates while working first class and be swept off their feet, or be "discovered" by Tyra Banks while passing out broke down muffins or sad little bags of peanuts on an overcrowded flight. LOL!!! You poor things. Waiting to be saved by the fictional white knight is SUCH a sad fantasy. But good luck!
Seats that smelled like farts! This is the first time I heard it put that way! I'll bet you were in fear of having your tiara go lopsided as well!
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