Quote From: promising
Hehehe... Kinda Funny!!
You can train a dog
Dogs understand what "no" means
Dogs mean it when they kiss you
You can force a dog to take a bath
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner
Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous
Dogs will also sit in the car for ages while you shop
Dogs think you are a culinary genius
Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them
Dogs never hog the remote control, and they never change channels when you leave the room
Dogs miss you when you're gone
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong
Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public
Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs
Dogs are easy to buy for
More reasons why dogs are better than men:
The later you are arriving home, the happier your dog is to see you.
Dogs understand if some of their friends can't come inside.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
Dogs don't play games with you -- except Frisbee (and they never laugh at how you throw).
And the flip side -- Where Dogs Fall Short:
Men only have two feet that track in mud.
Men can buy you presents.
Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block.
Dogs have dog breath all the time.
Men don't shed as much. And if they do, they hide it.
And the number one reason dogs fall short... It's fun to dry off a wet man !!!! :)
