THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with
one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music
or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his
assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete
science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list
of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their
friends and relatives, and send cards out on time.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's
appointment, a dentist appointment and! a haircut
appointment. He must make one unscheduled and
inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care
(weekend, evening, on a holiday or right when
they're
about to leave for vacation). He must also make
cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own
assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping
it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the
kids are asleep and all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them, and a remote with
dead batteries.
Each father will be required to know all of the
words
to every stupid song that comes on TV and the name
of each and every character on cartoons.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily,
which they will apply to themselves either while
driving or making three lunches.
Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with
six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a
4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear
uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep their nails
polished and eyebrows groomed. The men must try to
get
through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on
their clothing.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to
endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have
extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once
complain or slow down from other duties. They must
try
to explain what a tampon is for when the 6-yr old
boy finds it in the purse.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and
find time at least once to spend the afternoon at
the park or a similar setting.
He will need to read a book and then pray with the
children each night without falling asleep, and then
feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb
their hair each morning by 7:00. They must leave the
home with no food on their face or clothes.
They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00
a.m. and then spend the remainder of the day tending
to that child and waiting on them hand and foot
until they are better.
They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to,
"You're not the boss of me".
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks,
and
each father will be required to know all of the
following information: each child's birthday,
height,
weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of
birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite
color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song,
favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what
they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on
performance.
The last man wins only if...he still has enough
energy
to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over
and over and over again for the next 18-25
years...eventually earning the right to be called
Mother!
Author Unknown
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with
one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music
or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his
assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete
science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list
of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their
friends and relatives, and send cards out on time.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's
appointment, a dentist appointment and! a haircut
appointment. He must make one unscheduled and
inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care
(weekend, evening, on a holiday or right when
they're
about to leave for vacation). He must also make
cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own
assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping
it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the
kids are asleep and all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them, and a remote with
dead batteries.
Each father will be required to know all of the
words
to every stupid song that comes on TV and the name
of each and every character on cartoons.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily,
which they will apply to themselves either while
driving or making three lunches.
Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with
six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a
4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear
uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep their nails
polished and eyebrows groomed. The men must try to
get
through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on
their clothing.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to
endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have
extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once
complain or slow down from other duties. They must
try
to explain what a tampon is for when the 6-yr old
boy finds it in the purse.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and
find time at least once to spend the afternoon at
the park or a similar setting.
He will need to read a book and then pray with the
children each night without falling asleep, and then
feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb
their hair each morning by 7:00. They must leave the
home with no food on their face or clothes.
They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00
a.m. and then spend the remainder of the day tending
to that child and waiting on them hand and foot
until they are better.
They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to,
"You're not the boss of me".
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks,
and
each father will be required to know all of the
following information: each child's birthday,
height,
weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of
birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite
color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song,
favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what
they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on
performance.
The last man wins only if...he still has enough
energy
to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over
and over and over again for the next 18-25
years...eventually earning the right to be called
Mother!
After you get done laughing, send this to as many
females as you think will get a kick out of it and
as many men as you think can handle it.
Dr. Phil revisits the topic of what makes a good wife. Grant and Kelly first appeared on the show because Grant expected his wife to live up to his demanding standards. He wanted a cleaner house, better meals and a sexier spouse. After seven years, his constant criticism and disappointment had her ready to throw in the towel on trying to become the "perfect wife." Dr. Phil’s first talk with Grant and Kelly caused quite a stir as thousands of viewers wrote in choosing sides. How are Grant and Kelly now? Has Grant abandoned his critical ways and his expectation of having a Stepford wife? And why is he no longer wearing his wedding ring? Talk about the show here.
