There are two stories here:
1st was my cousin. When he was three, my aunt had a baby girl. One day, she was changing her diaper and Day realized that she didn't have a penis. He started FREAKING out! His parents finally got him calmed down enough to ask what was wrong and he says "she doesn't have a thingie! I have one, Dad has one, Mom has one!" They were trying so hard not to laugh and to explain the difference to him.
2nd was my 2 year old. He and his 3 y.o. friend were playing in my bathroom and I told them they didn't belong in there and to come out. She came out, but locked the door and closed it behind him. My son couldn't get out and I couldn't get in. By the time I found a screwdriver and REMOVED the doorknob, he had gotten into a brand new tube of DARK RED lipstick and smeared the entire tube all over his face, the toilet, all of my other make-up, his clothes, the wall and the tub. I immediately took off his clothes and put him in a bathtub full of Dawn. After 30 minutes of scrubbing and him screaming and struggling, I'd managed to get his face to a pink color, but he was stained for 3 days and his beautiful blonde hair was pink! BTW, if anybody ever needs to know how to remove lipstick from clothing...
- Rub in vegetable or mineral oil onto the affected areas and allow it to soak for 15 minutes.
- Blot excess oils with an absorbent paper towel or terry cloth rags.
- Then sponge in a solution of 50% ammonia with water (unless the fabric is silk or wool).
- Rinse thoroughly with cool water and wring out.
- Sponge remaining affected areas liberally with isopropyl rubbing alcohol.
- Apply laundry pre treat and launder washables in hot water.
- HOWEVER, a little lipstick contains a lot of dye in even a small particle. A VALUABLE PIECE OF ADVICE is to take your laundry to a professional with a stain removal expert at your local Laundromat or dry cleaners.
