Topic : Depression

CHILDREN N CHURCH  

A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers

passed the offering plates. When they neared the pew where he sat,   

A little boy was attending his first wedding.   

After the service, his cousin asked him,   

"How many women can a man marry? "Sixteen," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.   

"How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said.  

"All you have to do is add it up,   

like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."   

After a church service on Sunday morning,   

a young boy suddenly announced to his mother,  

"Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."
"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"
"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway,   

and figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen."   

A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service:
"And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us."  

After the christening of his baby brother in church, little Johnny
sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That priest
said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay
with you guys!"  

The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly, do
you say prayers before eating?" "No sir," little Johnny replies, "I
don't have to. My Mom is a good cook."  

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as they   

listened to the Sunday Sermon. From time to time, she would look at him
and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking
her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up,   

"Grandpa, did God make you?"
"Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"
"Yes, indeed, honey," he said,   

"God made you just a little while ago."
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed,   

"God's getting better at it, isn't He?"  

CHILDREN N CHURCH  

A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers

passed the offering plates. When they neared the pew where he sat,   

A little boy was attending his first wedding.   

After the service, his cousin asked him,   

"How many women can a man marry? "Sixteen," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.   

"How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said.  

"All you have to do is add it up,   

like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."   

After a church service on Sunday morning,   

a young boy suddenly announced to his mother,  

"Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."
"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"
"Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway,   

and figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen."   

A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service:
"And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us."  

After the christening of his baby brother in church, little Johnny
sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That priest
said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay
with you guys!"  

The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly, do
you say prayers before eating?" "No sir," little Johnny replies, "I
don't have to. My Mom is a good cook."  

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as they   

listened to the Sunday Sermon. From time to time, she would look at him
and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking
her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up,   

"Grandpa, did God make you?"
"Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"
"Yes, indeed, honey," he said,   

"God made you just a little while ago."
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed,   

"God's getting better at it, isn't He?"