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October 8, 2005, 5:02 pm PDT
Shallow Hal and Chasing Amy: Gender fantasies
Quote From: voidheartOut of th box? Do you mean, like in the movie Shallow Hal? Hey, young, old, pretty or ugly, it does not matter. A man's heart, soul, and sense of purpose, is all at risk with the opposite sex. Us guys call it " Oprahism" or the, " Me, me, me, me ,me" generation of women. They get wed on the new vows, " Until something better comes along"! For now, rather than Forever! It's too much work and risk for a man to chase a woman. I'd rather go shopping for " Rent a Girlfriend ", at least the women are honest about who they are, and what they want from you! Out of the box no, off the planet maybe!! Thx.....Voidheart. Eh, what can you do if you are heterosexual though? Orgasms are better in pairs. I'm 28 and have been rejected by pretty much every woman. The few who have hit on me were either involved with another man or woman, and/or into multipartner sex. Its not like I don't hit on women, or am totally superficial. Thursday I asked a woman out who has repeatedly initiated conversation with me before class. She's an environmental science student that usually talks to me about politics or Buffy, so I told her she was welcome to join me in seeing Serenity friday night. She said she couldn't go friday because she had to go to a topless resteraunt that night. I am a little confused as to whether she is a lesbian or a stripper (my understanding is both.) Eitherway we may end up friends, and the more the merrier, but like why can't lesbians speak with a distinctive lisp or something like most gay guys? Lesbian stereotypes are totally useless. Most the women with short hair and baggy pants around here are straight. Ok, so getting rejected for sapphic reasons is probably the easiest form of rejection, unless of course the guy knows you are lying. Last night I got rejected with a lie in a manner that would have previously lead to depression. A woman came to a party I was at and asked if anyone could break her into her house for her. I did (the host verified she lived there,) we ended up talking and eventually she came back to the party with me. When she towards the morning left I asked her for her phone number and she said she didn't have a phone. A college boy sitting nearby said "Dude, that was cold," to her as she left as he had overheard earlier conversation. Earlier said she was having problems with her dial up connection upon finding out I make money setting up and securing computer networks. She smiled. Women seem to have fun degrading men. Most of my friends are women, but its no help. Three female friends last week complained about their lack of a sex life, though trust me that was no hint towards me. One was going on about some guy with a large penis. The second seems to focus on cute boys more than 10 years younger. The third basically physically desired and was courting an ex-boyfriend she had previously told me was disrespectful. And I mean this is a small percentage of the women I've been rejected by, but it is pretty reflective of the general picture. Another woman who turned me down had previously said I'm like talking to a gay guy. Well, I'm not. I don't even know why she said that as I am far from stylishly metrosexual, ex-military, and slightly more libertarian than liberal. The funny thing is after she said this I went to a gay bar and guys hit on me right away; guys that I knew most women would find attractive. Alas even though personality wise I find them more appealing, physically I am only attracted to women. I guess I can't go that far "outside the box" and that certain physical features are essential. At this point it no longer hurts. I just don't respect women. Don't take this to mean I am a woman-hater. I just can't respect the gender that repeatedly implies I am beneath them and continue to respect myself. Its not that I'm coming off wrong, they simply don't want me for who I am. Wheel chair dude, you are in the same boat. You only decent chance would indicate a need for cash. Perhaps you could sell a show to Fox in which you trick women into thinking you are rich (with their help.) And Mr. Ship dude, don't think that it is simply these females can't find men. They have been conditioned to lust certain characteristics we don't possess, and it has nothing to do with your ability to raise a child. On the bright side, I've realized sexual attraction is by no means subject to agency. The nature vs. nurture debate is irrelavant as eitherway it is not a matter of will. I will always be attracted to women, and for much the same reason it isn't their fault they aren't attracted to me. Thank god for high speed internet. At least the love in Onanism is requited and I can totally have it 5 times a day if I want.
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