Ah Trace so good to hear from you my dear. Sorry you are still dealing with the ickie side of things but I can sure see the silver lining in all of it!! MJ is one lucky chickie no doubt to have you for a granny. In another situation with a different sort of grandma it could have been bad. It isn't and that is worth all celebrating for sure!! Too funny about MJ's father. Come now don't all men think their presense is that important in reality? Well lots of them anyway or so has been my experience! =P j/k I just couldn't help myself your description is a hoot!!!! So glad you can find the dark humor in it all!
Kak, I sooooo concur on the bird thoughts! hehe I always said I never needed pets at all, sheese I have boys....lol
Speaking of boys, WOW! Today my middle son (Matt) turned the big 2-0!!!! We were able to surprise him with is gf arriving and him having no clue she was coming!! She flew in from Louisville early this morning and we did the airport run without him having a clue. (Kak I am getting good at this airport business!!) It was all good and too much fun! After they get so old it is just hard to have much great birthday surprises but no doubt this qualified!!!! So that puts my count at 22, 20 and 12 these days. You all and your 5 and 6 years olds...hehe you are just youngins yourself!! So tonight at dinner Matt and John reminded me that I don't have any teenagers for now. Unreal, I have had at least one teenager for the last 9 years and many of those years I had two teenagers. All of the sudden I have NO teenagers!! But wait that will only last for the next four days! Then I am back to having another teenager, John-boy will be 13 on the 3rd!!!! So it is like ummm, the Haley's comet of teenagerhood in my house!! A four day window of no teenagers!!!!!!!!! Then it will be a teenager again for the next seven years! hehe John just glowed, he thinks it is going to be so cool being a "teenager". *rolls her eyes* I hate to burst his bubble and tell him ahead of time just what "hormone hell" is all about. =P Oh well he will know soon enough! I think I will start wearing all black and just be in mourning! I have no more babies left, once they hit 13 you can't even begin to think of them as babies anymore. =( Not to mention they will kick you in the shins if you even hint at it! Gaaaahhhh, I feel old, oh wait that is because I AM old! =P
Hehe, oh well I knew John-boy was growing up this week when I decided it was time to stop being such a damn victim to all this sickness and do something about it all. The docs this week have just irritated me to no end, prescribing yet more meds for me. I have entirely too many meds as it is and one more just sort of pushed me over the edge and made me feel like I am giving these docs just too much control over me. Now whether this is a good way to look at things or not, I am really sick of being sick and everyone seeming to be ok with me being sick. Pffft, I don't want perpetual medication, I want to be healthier...doh! So I headed out to our new neighborhood fitness center and just waddled my fat butt in there and signed up. Well John was with me and he asked if he could too. Whhhaaaat? Sheese the last time I was a fitness guru was five years ago and his main interest was Thomas the Tank Engine and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!! When did all this attention to how he looks come about??!!! He tells me he wants to be "buff". Eeeeeek, I remember now the little girl at his orchestra banquet last month came over and gave him her phone number!!! Whaa, whaa, my baby wants to be buff and is getting girls phone numbers!!! Oh pffft, let's focus on the upside, I now have someone who wants to work out with me everyday!! hehe. Anyway he just isn't a baby anymore, I feel old, ackkkk I AM old and broken down, but dang it I am going to let Nautilus bounce me back to the picture of health!!!
Oh and last thoughts on the fitness thingy, tonight I am so sore I can't move. I went to buy exercise clothes....well that sucked. Spandex on lard-butts is NOT cute in the least. I wanted to ask the clerk "what section do you have tents and potato sacks please?" That is what I need to be wearing it seems!! Well I ended up with a big t-shirt and kneeknocker biking kind of shorts. Ok I can live with that. John kept saying "this is silly mom, no one is looking" HAHAHA!! He so doesn't get women at all, of course they are looking ALWAYS! But he is right, it isn't a fashion show (good thing). So the first day all my worries and self consciousness just melted away forever. One absolute sure way to feel thin is to go to a fitness center. And you can truly be happy with how you look immediately!! Why? Because I promise you there is that one person who DID pour themselves into spandex, that person who has more balls than a Christmas tree, and just lets the rolls of flesh flow and flow over the boundries of all known tailoring skills! That person you look at and wonder how the laws of physics bent and stretched and managed that warp in space and dimension. That person who smiles and says "I wear a size 6" when you know it should have been a 16 and you want to mourn the poor clothes they just stuffed all that flab into. I love these people, I really do, I love people who truly don't give a sh*t about how they look because they always make me feel great!!!!!! Sorry I am a law abiding citizen who will never be charged with a fashion police felony (misdemeanors maybe but no felonies)! And I gotta say I love those felons, omg they are good for MY ego!!!!!
Hehe, ok off my soapboxes. Next time you can get the rest of the story....bras that don't fit (^!!@#$%^) and middle age men who tweak themselves all the time....sheese.....
Hugs to all, and JP, two aspirins and some b-12 and you will be fit as a fiddle!! Vicki, these next two weeks are gonna fly by!!
Laters peeps,
~Ami