Topic : Is This Normal Social Discussion

Where is everyone? I know it's taking alot of get use to this new board but if we just hang in there we will get it in the end. I do miss not seeing you all here. So, PLEASE PLEASE COME BACK. 

Well we are doing well here, as per normal(Whatever normal is)!! 

I hope you're all doing well and I hope that you all have a great weekend whatever you all end up doing. Please TAKE CARE. LOVE KELLY. 

Hope you're both doing well this evening. It's good to see you both around. 

One thing I've been able to do with the Message title if I get it wrong is to just canel the post and start again. Hope that helps you both from now on!! 

Well you both TAKE CARE and hope to hear from you two soon. LOVE KELLY. 

Hey everyone...  I"m getting used to being back home.  Feeling a little low, a common letdown after reunion.  Also, it feels to me like summer is ending.  I can count the number of days off that I have left on one hand.  Then it's back to fulltime work (I know, poor me) and soon after that the holidays and tax season.  I know you all think I'm crazy to look so far forward like that, but I can't help it. 

I'll feel better in a few days, I always do.  I hope we can still hang in here, I would definitely miss being able to visit with all of you. 

Just for the record, I HATE this new board format.  I hope we can get used to it, but I certainly would not be upset if it went back to the way it was. (hint, hint) 

Have tried to post twice now and both messages are gone.  Just want you to know that I'm no longer around here for lack of caring. 

Trace. 

Did not mean so say that I don't care about all of you!!!!   Whoo boy, I hope this one gets through.... 

Nebraska teenager, 16 year old Tommy Mason, is getting to live his 15 minutes of fame. Imperial Margarine wants him to be their new spokesperson and they say they’re willing to wait until his trial and jail time is over.

Tommy was arrested last month on charges of indecent exposure and public indecency. Luckily for Tommy he’s a minor and will only serve four months in a juvenile detention center. Some think that isn’t enough time.

“That’s not what margarine is for,” says supermarket manager Mike Johnson, "And while I don't care what product he uses for pulling his cord, I'd prefer he didn't do it in my store."

Imperial Margarine spokesperson Bill Simpson agrees but says “who are we to tell people how to use our product? After all, we sell margarine, not morality.”

Margarine is increasingly becoming the wank-off lube of choice amongst youngsters as it's cheap, readily available and doesn't carry the same stigma as a fifteen year old buying a jar of Vaseline and a skin magazine at the wee hours of the morning.

Tommy says it all started when he saw his high-school crush Naomi Hunters working at the cash register. “She’s a real hottie,” says Tommy. “I couldn’t contain myself (and) when I saw that margarine I just had to do it.”

Naomi says she’s flattered and disgusted by all this. “But mostly disgusted,” she adds.

Bill Simpson sees it differently though. “If somebody wants to slap a big handful of margarine on their unit and pleasure themselves that’s fine with me, but it’s my job to make sure it’s Imperial margarine on their unit and not some cheap store brand.”

“We spend a fortune coming up with new ideas every year,” says Simpson. “This kid just saved us a fortune in marketing.” And Imperial wants to reward Tommy by making him their new spokesperson.

Once Tommy is done serving his four months at a Nebraska state detention center he will be signed to a 3 year contract at $1.5 million dollars per year