1000 Celebration Continues! 1001!: Famous Philisms

Dr. Philisms

Dr. Phil has uttered some witty remarks over the years.

 

"She has your ** in a Dixie cup."

 

"She's going to open up a can of whoop-ass on you."

"Your theory is we're going to go down there and have a donkey barbecue, and I'm going to furnish the ass."

"Give you a break? Hell, we need to give you a shovel you're digging a hole up here so fast."

"Let me tell you something; this ain't my first rodeo."

"Did somebody write stupid on my forehead?"

"I don't care how flat you make a pancake; it's got two sides."

"If there is somebody in this audience who doesn't think this is wrong, then somewhere there is a village missing its idiot."

"My dad used to say, ‘Opinions are like butts. Everybody's got one.'"