Dr. Phil has uttered some witty remarks over the years.
"She has your ** in a Dixie cup."
"She's going to open up a can of whoop-ass on you."
"Your theory is we're going to go down there and have a donkey barbecue, and I'm going to furnish the ass."
"Give you a break? Hell, we need to give you a shovel you're digging a hole up here so fast."
"Let me tell you something; this ain't my first rodeo."
"Did somebody write stupid on my forehead?"
"I don't care how flat you make a pancake; it's got two sides."
"If there is somebody in this audience who doesn't think this is wrong, then somewhere there is a village missing its idiot."
"My dad used to say, â€˜Opinions are like butts. Everybody's got one.'"