Too Hot!: Audrey

Too Hot!: Audrey

"I may be 62 years old, but that doesn't mean I have to dress like it or act like it. I can be a grandma and I can be hot as well!" declares Audrey. "I prefer the younger styles and looking young. I enjoy being sexy."

Her close friend, Crystal, wants Audrey to start acting her age. "Audrey's like a mother to me, but when it comes to my children, there's just nothing grandmotherly about her," she says. "She's just a little too eccentric when it comes to her clothing."

Audrey often wears a hot pink wig, leopard-skin gloves, and short leather skirts. "Sometimes I get a little too silly, but I'm having fun," she says innocently. "People tell me I have nice legs, so I figure I'm going to show them off for as long as I can. I've had a few alterations. I've had a face lift, a breast augmentation and I had a butt enhancement." 

Audrey is now dating Tyler, 28, and is content with her May-December romance. "He makes me feel good, and he makes me feel sexy, and he makes me feel young," she says with a satisfied smile. 

Tyler is crazy about Audrey as well. "She's a firecracker," he says. "She's like the Energizer Bunny. She just keeps going and going and going."


Audrey affirms that she has a strong libido. "I'm living proof that you can be 62 and have a great sex life!" she cackles. "I wish I could wear a T-shirt that said, 'Please, don't hate me because I'm pretty. Hate me because your boyfriend wants me.'"

"What do you think of that overview?" Dr. Phil asks Audrey. 

"I think it's great. I love it!" she says.

"When did you decide you were going to be a hot, sexy, fun party girl?" Dr. Phil probes.

"Well, maybe my 50s, 55. I decided to jump out of the box."

Addressing Crystal, Dr. Phil says, "You think this is crazy?" 

"Yes. It's nuts. She's crazy," Crystal says emphatically. "I think she's going through a crisis. I think she felt hidden all her life and this is the way to get out of it."

Dr. Phil runs down a list of Audrey's dating requirements. "You say that guys your age smell like Ben Gay and mothballs," he comments, sniffing his jacket. "You want no friends over 30. What is wrong with those of us over 30, and what does that say to Tyler? He's got what — eighteen months?" 

"They bore me. The ones I've been with," Audrey admits.

"Do you wear wigs all the time?" Dr. Phil asks Audrey. 

"Yes," she replies.

"You say you want to just grow old gracefully. Did I read that right?" he asks, holding up his notes for Audrey. 

She squints at the card, then laughs. "I don't know. I don't have my glasses!" 

Dr. Phil takes her to task. "You said that you're not doing this to get attention," he points out. 

"No, I'm doing it to be different," she says, telling Dr. Phil that she drives around sometimes wearing a mask. "It's just fun."
Dr. Phil points out the age difference between Audrey and her boyfriend. "You're dating someone here who's 34, 40 years older than you. What's your thinking on that?" he asks Tyler. 

"I never thought about it, really. She doesn't act her age," Tyler replies. "Usually, she makes me feel 70."

Turning back to Audrey, Dr. Phil says, "Are you two thinking about a long-term relationship?"

When she answers in the affirmative, Dr. Phil says, "You understand right now at 28, Tyler's aging curve is flat. He's going to be pretty much the same at 34 or 35 or 36 that he is at 28. But the difference between 62 and 72 — the difference between 62 and 82 — you're aging at a much higher rate than he is."

Tyler speaks up. "I don't think so. She looks this way outside, and inside, she has to be as well," he insists. 

"This is math, not magic," Dr. Phil observes. He stresses that he doesn't have an issue with Audrey being older with a younger man, but he wants her to consider her future. "I don't want you to wind up falling in love and getting hurt because all of a sudden he's having to put you in the car," he says. 

"I don't want to think about it," Audrey says. "I understand what you're saying. I just am going to beat it."

"I'm not saying that your spirit can't stay young," Dr. Phil assures her.